We’ve all heard of astrology, a religious belief that may or may not be true, but we ain’t judgin’, we’re just entertainin’! Here we’ll predict your future for the month of August, and you can tell us if we’re right, we’ve never been proven wrong, let’s see if we can maintain our streak!
Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr.19)
ARIESs ARE THE MOST PASSIONATE
Oof. Tuff stuff. *tough hehe*. This is going to be one haaaaard month for you, but, hey, if you’re down, there are LOTS of people on Izzy’s Buzz or online to help you. We’re here, and we’re not creepy, middle-aged cyberbullies looking to find your location *creeps!* We’re *I’m* an 11-year old *to-be-in-September* middle-schooler looking to help! And if our help ain’t enough, then we’ve got Monica G, the master storyteller! Or all the other people browsin’ on here! You are a fire sign, so it’ll be -eh-okay-, this month, to survive, you’ll need to unleash that inner creativity, paint, draw, colour, dance, sing, sculpt, bake, invent! Just be artistic! There’ll be some pessimistic haters tryna’ bring ya down, but haters gon hate, potatoes gon bake!
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
TAURUSs ARE THE SMARTEST AND THE MOST LOYAL!
Oop- reality check! When reality breaks you down, the amazingly perfect world of ‘Fuller House’ is here to stay! Catch some Fuller House this month, Season 5 – part 2 just dropped *and we ain’t happy*! Anyhoo, challenge yo’ self, treat yo’ self. This month, you’ll find you’re good at everything, so bake, burn the cake, design, anything! Also, try reading this free, short e-book, to challenge your brain! If you go through ~something~, VIRGO <3, at the end of da month, is here to save your summer! They’ll add a touch of fun, with a sprinkle of relaxation and a smile. The dream….*smh* AND SOME SWEET WORDS! Taurus’ are the LEAST fake and they hustle. They hustle hard!
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
GEMINIS ARE THE BEST TO GO TO FOR FUN :-))) AND ARE OFTEN THE MOST EMPATHETIC
Uh oh. Uh uh. Not again. OH NOOOOOOOO. As we all know, Gemmies are known for their, ummmm, occasional craziness. This month ain’t the best for a Gemini *disorder*. It can be manic episodes, Twitter rants, the lot. So, stay alone, even if you are quite the social butterfly… You might SCREAM or *ahem ahem ahem*, do worse… *gulps*. So be careful, and keep your distance…*hehehehe* Also, you’ll be contradicted, and you, well, Gemmy, will have a c h a n c e , to tell YOUR side of da story! The motivation and the evidence *or reciepts or whateva* will be solid, so take advantage of DAT! Doo-ba-doo-da-dee-da-doo-da-dee-da- *some inspo* OOF, there will be the occasional, connection *aka, like a pattern of something*, so look out for dat too!
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
CANCERS MAKE THE BEST SECRET-KEEPERS! AND ARE GREAT CITIZENS!!
You will spend MONAYYYYY *money, btw* and not just $5, but like, hecka *no swearin here!* good moolah! It’s ok, we all have our frequent Typo purchases *is it just me that spends $100 at Typo, or…* and everyone HAS to use their money one way or another, so why not gift the gorgeous person that you are some retro stationary? *we both know you deserve it!* So, if you get a ~blue moment~, smile. Listen to some Katy Perry. Love yourself. You probably hear this ALL the time, but it’s true. You can’t love anyone if you don’t love yourself first. Take some time for YOU. You are more important than you think. You are more beautiful than what the mirror says. You are kinder than what your guardian says. You are more AMAZING than atomic nuclei. Now, go say nice things about yourself <3333
*happy birthday to you, you’re a hundred – and – two, you smell like rose hips shampoo, happy birthday to yOUUUUUUUUU!*
Leo (July 23 – August 23)
LEOS HAVE THE MOST ENERGY :)))
OOOOOHHHHH LA LA! It is LEO territory, so don’t let anyone steal that sparkle! Try out some new things, look at things with a new perspective. It’ll help raise your *happiness* levels and may change things A LOT! It’s a meh month for you, so your hyperactivity may be VERY useful. You’re a sweet Lioness, so take dat power and do SOMETHING!
Virgo (August 23 – Sep 22)
VIRGOS ARE THE NICEST! AND THE MOST GENEROUS!
Walk da walk. Don’t talk da talk. This month is YOURS, more than it is LEO’s *sheeeesh*, so as you gotta take advantage of what doesn’t last, cuz it don’t! Also, this month you will be REWARDED! We don’t know how and we don’t know when, but we know it WILL!!!!!! You’re a stylish person, so make your birthday FABULOUS! Either a glamorous Skype/WebEx/FaceTime/Teams VideoCall/Zoom/Whateva and ENJOY!!!! Whatever goes on, write it down. It’ll help. Trust us!!! Btw, you’ll have quite a surprise this month, or a…
Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22)
LIBRAS ARE THE BEST @ KEEPING BALANCE ON PROJECTS & HOMEWORK
Hey there *laughs forcefully*, sure, they say Libra is THE most stubborn *even Taurus’ are 2nd place on the Stubborn Scale*, but we’re not sure that’s true, right? *chuckles forcefully* Anyhoozle, Libra. Brace yo’ self! It’s a turbulent month, and dat plane won’t fly itself! ~zoooooom~ This month, you’ll need to fuse your action with ^passion^ :-)! It ain’t gon be your best, but it ain’t gon’ be your worst! Get everyone you like *friends, fam* and text them something nice for 14 days straight! It can be like *Smile, everything will be fine!*, pick 2-6 people and tell them! Make sure they see it too, then add your fav emoji, it’ll make their day – and most probably yours!
Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)
SCORPIOS MAKE THE BEST FRIENDS AND KINDEST ONES TOO!
This is going to be one ~complainy~ month :(((((((! But, the end will have a ^twist^, you’ll find some *****MAJORRRRRR***** goals and achieve em! ~halfway :))))))~ This month, get ready to !KICK! some butt! Go, champ! Btw, Scorpio is the ~most~ MISUNDERSTOOD sign out of all, and they get motivation and all their inspo from going outside and chatting or helping people or animals! They are also recognized as the most ~passionate~ zodiac sign, and the ^shyest^! It’s ~OPPORTUNITY~ month, so make sure you surround yourself with *positive* people!
Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
MOST OPEN MINDED AND MOST CARING
Gosh, Sagi. This is Y.O.U.R. best month, as you’ll get THE MOST FUN you’ve ever had, no other zodiac sign will compare to your fun! Just ease up, forget about your problems for a while, inhale, exhale and HAVE FUUUUUNNNN! This might be short, but fun is waiting 😉
Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
MOST PRACTICAL & AMBITIOUS
Capri-Sun *laughs so hard*, geddit? Capricorn-Capri, and the un-organic juice, Capri Sun? *hehehehe* *wins Nobel Prize for best jokes!* Capri-Suns, it’s time to *dun dun duuuuuuuunnnn* relax! This month is eeeeaaaaasssssyyyyyy breezy!!! One of your easiests, really *shrugs 6 times* So, grab that Capri Sun, and that Netflix movie you’ve been procrastinating about and enjoyyyy! Also, that opening joke about Capri-Sun has been *shaded* by Monica G, check out her latest story! HOW DARE SHE SHADE MY *AHEM* AMAZING JOKE!?!?!? All rage aside, this ~calming~ month has GOT to have some Netflix, or at least, YOUTUBEEEE! Here are the *best* channels EVER!!!!
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 19)
MOST INDEPENDENT AND STICKS TO PLANS
Aquarius, sweetie, *CALLLLMMMMMM DOOOOOOOWWWWWNNNNNN*, you are known for being *so scared we can’t even say it*. This month, ya goin’ CRAAAAAAAYYY CRAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!! And nobody can do anything’ bout it! Ok, ok, lets set thing straight, this is a ~heck~ of an on and off month, and ya losin yo minnnndddd! Even we don’t know how to help, and we know some ~~~~PRETTY~~~~ good psychologists *this if for you Annie ;)))* So, lay everything out, breathe in, and calm. The. Heck. Down. Ya gemme???
Pisces (Feb 20 – March 20)
WOAH. Self discovery are 2 powerful words. And Pieces *hehehehe, funny pun*, this is your month for it! You’ll find there are some ~changes~ that you need to do and then…GO DO ‘EM! Change is important, and can be *hecka* fun! So, enjoy it! Self discovery & change. Busy month, and get ready for school!
Well Buzzers, is your future predicted? We sure hope so <3333!