Life is what happens to you while you’re looking at your phone.
– Every Millennial’s parent
If you’re here, you’re ~probably~ a Gen Z, or a millennial, so these are words you probably *use*, *hear* or *tweet about*. This ~disgraceful~ slang is just a 20-word guide to help you ~circle~ ’round these here *slang-ish* parts!
Enjoy the slang, and if you’re friends need *help* with slang, then show ’em this! Now, let’s get *slangin’* ~does that work, or…~
SLAAANG TIME!
- SHOOK: When you are ~shocked~ at something, can replace a gasp or an agape mouth! EXAMPLE: Hey, umm, did you hear that tea? Yeah, I’m shook!
- DEAD: Something that is sooo ~hilarious~ it has practically *killed* you ~of laughter~! EXAMPLE: Hey, dude! Look at this meme! *laughs hysterically* I’m dead ~in text, it’s usually followed by a skull emoji ;)*
- On Fleek: It just means ~on point~. Should I say any ~MORE~?!?!?! EXAMPLE: OHHHHHH MY -, YOUR HAIR, WOOH! ON FLEEK! YASSSSS QUEEN! *snaps fingers*
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4. SKRT!: When you want your compadre to ~stop talking~ just yell ‘SKRT!’, pronounced [sku-rttt]! EXAMPLE: Yeah, so blah blah blah blah blah blah… SKRTTTTTT!!!!!
Izzy, SKRT!!!!
– All of you guys ;)))!
5. G.O.A.T: Acronym for ~greatest of all time~, to describe a person who was ‘THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME’ in a specific ~thang~. EXAMPLE: Ahem, Friends is the G.O.A.T! NO, The Office is!!!!!
6. Low Key: It basically means ~kinda~!!! EXAMPLE: Gosh, I like that mag, but I’m low key loving that one too…
7. STAN: To ~obsessively stalk or fanperson over a celeb~ or ~adore this person to…~ EXAMPLE(S): Meaning 1, I stan Ari but I prefer Tay Tay!!! Meaning 2, Stan Izzy’s Buzz for clear skin! *meaning 2 is usually considered as a joke, just to show appreciation to someone for doing something dubbed ‘nice’ or ~sweet~!
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8. Snatched: When something is ~on fleek~ or especially fab! 😉 EXAMPLE: Whoever’s reading this looks SNATCHED!
9. [To] Slay: To show someone who’s ~boss~ *obviously, you, duuuuuhhhh!!!!* EXAMPLE: Wake up, and slayyy them all!!!
Wake up, and slayyy them all!!!
-Us!
10. Swerve: To ~avoid~ something, to try to ~run away~ from it! EXAMPLE: After yesterday’s fight, they were swerving each other, ay ay ay…
11. NO CAP: It means ~seriously~ EXAMPLE: Those books you bought are sublime, no cap.
12. TROLL: Someone who is ~deliberately trying to annoy or get a reaction from someone~ through *RUDE* or spam comments! EXAMPLE: Do NOT go on Twitter, *troll alert*!!!!
13. V: Just a lazy way of sayin’ ~very~, this slang is v trashy ;)))) *see what we did there?*
14. JOMO: Joy Of Missing Out. Simple ;).
15. Hundo-P: Just a ~swag~ way of saying *ONE HUNDRED PERCENT!* EXAMPLE: Ready? Hundo-P ready!!!
16. Wig snatched: EXPOSING SOMEONE!!!! *DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNNNN*
17. Cancelled: To *end* a celebrity, because of ~something~ they did! EXAMPLE: 2020 is DA YEAR for cancelled celebs :(((((
18. Suh: Lazy way of saying ‘What’s up?‘, people these days…
19. IRL: In real life. Don’t be LAZY, just write ‘In real life’, millennials *slaps face*
20. HANGRY: You’re angry cuz’ you’re hungry, ~kinda~ punny… *see what we did der? ;)))))* EXAMPLE: GAHHHH, I’m too hangry, take me to a restaurant!
Well, Buzzers? Was that ‘slang’ course fun? We sure hope so! Now, go enjoy some articles, maybe take your pick from down below? Have an amazing day 😉
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TheBuzz Team
Hahahahahahaha! I love these! I use a lot of those… like SHOOK! Bravo! It’s awesome!
Thanks Karen, and your username is correct, you ARE awesome! Shook is most definitely our favorite, it’s so easy to remember and delivers such a *inhales* powerful message *whilst sounding like a cool teen ;)*
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The ~slang-speakin~ Buzz Team